You have to be f... kidding me...

How is this possible?

How has no one yet set 1 Microsoft Way, in Redmond, on fire?

The latest Sun Java Runtime Environment takes right now 16Mb to download.

The latest and greatest .NET runtime... 248MB?!?!?!?!

Are you f... kidding me?!?!

I expect that after this download, my laptop will maybe be able to levitate, or teleport me to wherever I please, or - as a very rude expression from my home town goes - at least be able to give me "oral sexual pleasure" while I do my work.

Anything less than that would be insulting.