<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-655672684722715068</id><updated>2009-10-13T12:36:44.480-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A life unwrapped</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://urkomasse.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/655672684722715068/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://urkomasse.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>U</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11178182649042237743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-655672684722715068.post-1097441118379957713</id><published>2009-03-08T06:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T06:41:45.683-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='java'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kidding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='outrageous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='.net'/><title type='text'>You have to be f... kidding me...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kQqVZBterD8/SbPLEH3QstI/AAAAAAAADTI/MVU_FUjmrFQ/s1600-h/net35wtf.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 222px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kQqVZBterD8/SbPLEH3QstI/AAAAAAAADTI/MVU_FUjmrFQ/s320/net35wtf.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310811657290691282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How is this possible?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How has no one yet set 1 Microsoft Way, in Redmond, on fire?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The latest Sun Java Runtime Environment takes right now 16Mb to download.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The latest and greatest .NET runtime... 248MB?!?!?!?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are you f... kidding me?!?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I expect that after this download, my laptop will maybe be able to levitate, or teleport me to wherever I please, or - as a very rude expression from my home town goes - at least be able to give me "oral sexual pleasure" while I do my work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anything less than that would be insulting.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/655672684722715068-1097441118379957713?l=urkomasse.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://urkomasse.blogspot.com/feeds/1097441118379957713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=655672684722715068&amp;postID=1097441118379957713' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/655672684722715068/posts/default/1097441118379957713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/655672684722715068/posts/default/1097441118379957713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://urkomasse.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-have-to-be-f-kidding-me.html' title='You have to be f... kidding me...'/><author><name>U</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11178182649042237743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05945318776436796167'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kQqVZBterD8/SbPLEH3QstI/AAAAAAAADTI/MVU_FUjmrFQ/s72-c/net35wtf.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-655672684722715068.post-8786808373530895039</id><published>2008-11-11T22:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T22:01:34.183-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yep, this starts...</title><content type='html'>This is a placeholder, I guess, until I start rambling about my actual life, unwrapped.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/655672684722715068-8786808373530895039?l=urkomasse.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://urkomasse.blogspot.com/feeds/8786808373530895039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=655672684722715068&amp;postID=8786808373530895039' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/655672684722715068/posts/default/8786808373530895039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/655672684722715068/posts/default/8786808373530895039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://urkomasse.blogspot.com/2008/11/yep-this-starts.html' title='Yep, this starts...'/><author><name>U</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11178182649042237743</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05945318776436796167'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>